A letter to Zander re. the conception!
Presenting Momma T and Momma J
Your beginning......
More than a twinkling eye and many, many pee sticks later- you should be making your appearance mid September. Momma T didn't ovulate the first couple of months of trying so you can imagine how excited momma's were when the pee stick said you were rolling down the pike.
We had a long drive to Grandma and Grandpa's house to celebrate Christmas with them on the 26th. Momma T ran inside to pee on yet another stick as soon as we got there. Momma's and Grandma had a meeting of the minds and decided we must leave at 3am to make the trek south to retrieve the frozen pop. We had no choice but to tell Grandpa of the reason for our departure and he joined us in excitement over your arrival. So after a couple of restless hours of tossing and turning we started on our way to the "frozen pop stand". Being Wisconsin and end of December we had the typical icky, snow blowing, blizzard and inconsistent road terrain which made the trek an extra two hours. Halfway thru the drive Momma T had to pull a 'mini terminator' move (I will educate you fully when the time is right about the use of the term "terminator" for females in our family) because they were basically saying their was no popsicle vendors available, so after the smoke cleared- *Viola* our beloved nurse practioner Sarah (now known as Daddy) was willing and able to assist in your conception. So, we arrive at the popsicle stand with anticipation and try to clean up in the bathroom while Momma T agains pees on a stick ( by now I think their may be a possible blooming addiction to this version of urination). As we sit and wait for the woman to take us back, our conversation and minds are drawn to the endless possibilities that you will bring to our lives. The woman approaches and asks if we would like to see the popsicle on screen and as we look over her shoulder she then describes how strong and vital it is. So the woman explains that transportation must take place in a warm area, either between your future meal stations ( breasts) or future seat (on the hip in the waistband), we elect for the first and are on our way. As Momma T is driving she wonders out loud (she does this alot so get used to it) if anyone realizes she has previously frozen pop between her breasts or if someone is driving with their hands at 10 and 2 if they do also. As we reach the place of your conception and the conversation turns to "Now What?" Momma T says "What do I do walk in there and say I have sperm in my boobs that needs to go in my hoo hoo?" As I catch my breathe from laughing so hard I say "I will give you a $1,000 cash if you go in there and loudly say -I have sperm in my tata's that needs to go in my hoohoo!" Okay so if you have any doubts about the weirdness of your mothers before- now you know. We proceed to the office area and ask quietly about what to do with the thawed pop and they calmly say "take a seat". We go in the exam room and in comes Sarah proclaiming "I have a good feeling about this. it's going to happen" I hold pop while preparations are made and without further ado *Tada* there you are.
After another long ride back to Gma and Gpa's we enjoy a few days of family time and wait for you to appear on the new version pee sticks. Now I warn you Momma T is difficult to keep things from -ney, impossible so the pee sticks were making their appearances long before the time was due. On 11 days past ovulation you winked at us from a small cavity on a plastic stick in the form of a faint pink line. At least 5 sticks and 2 days later the nurse confirmed thru a blood test that, yes indeed you had arrived and would soon be making an apppearance. I can only mildly describe our absolute joy and excitement at your presence and promise you completely YOU ARE GOING TO BE LOVED, ADORED AND BE GIVEN THE BEST LIFE HAS TO OFFER!!!!!!
so..............................................................
Come on down your the next contestant on planet earth!!!
Presenting Momma T and Momma J
Your beginning......
More than a twinkling eye and many, many pee sticks later- you should be making your appearance mid September. Momma T didn't ovulate the first couple of months of trying so you can imagine how excited momma's were when the pee stick said you were rolling down the pike.
We had a long drive to Grandma and Grandpa's house to celebrate Christmas with them on the 26th. Momma T ran inside to pee on yet another stick as soon as we got there. Momma's and Grandma had a meeting of the minds and decided we must leave at 3am to make the trek south to retrieve the frozen pop. We had no choice but to tell Grandpa of the reason for our departure and he joined us in excitement over your arrival. So after a couple of restless hours of tossing and turning we started on our way to the "frozen pop stand". Being Wisconsin and end of December we had the typical icky, snow blowing, blizzard and inconsistent road terrain which made the trek an extra two hours. Halfway thru the drive Momma T had to pull a 'mini terminator' move (I will educate you fully when the time is right about the use of the term "terminator" for females in our family) because they were basically saying their was no popsicle vendors available, so after the smoke cleared- *Viola* our beloved nurse practioner Sarah (now known as Daddy) was willing and able to assist in your conception. So, we arrive at the popsicle stand with anticipation and try to clean up in the bathroom while Momma T agains pees on a stick ( by now I think their may be a possible blooming addiction to this version of urination). As we sit and wait for the woman to take us back, our conversation and minds are drawn to the endless possibilities that you will bring to our lives. The woman approaches and asks if we would like to see the popsicle on screen and as we look over her shoulder she then describes how strong and vital it is. So the woman explains that transportation must take place in a warm area, either between your future meal stations ( breasts) or future seat (on the hip in the waistband), we elect for the first and are on our way. As Momma T is driving she wonders out loud (she does this alot so get used to it) if anyone realizes she has previously frozen pop between her breasts or if someone is driving with their hands at 10 and 2 if they do also. As we reach the place of your conception and the conversation turns to "Now What?" Momma T says "What do I do walk in there and say I have sperm in my boobs that needs to go in my hoo hoo?" As I catch my breathe from laughing so hard I say "I will give you a $1,000 cash if you go in there and loudly say -I have sperm in my tata's that needs to go in my hoohoo!" Okay so if you have any doubts about the weirdness of your mothers before- now you know. We proceed to the office area and ask quietly about what to do with the thawed pop and they calmly say "take a seat". We go in the exam room and in comes Sarah proclaiming "I have a good feeling about this. it's going to happen" I hold pop while preparations are made and without further ado *Tada* there you are.
After another long ride back to Gma and Gpa's we enjoy a few days of family time and wait for you to appear on the new version pee sticks. Now I warn you Momma T is difficult to keep things from -ney, impossible so the pee sticks were making their appearances long before the time was due. On 11 days past ovulation you winked at us from a small cavity on a plastic stick in the form of a faint pink line. At least 5 sticks and 2 days later the nurse confirmed thru a blood test that, yes indeed you had arrived and would soon be making an apppearance. I can only mildly describe our absolute joy and excitement at your presence and promise you completely YOU ARE GOING TO BE LOVED, ADORED AND BE GIVEN THE BEST LIFE HAS TO OFFER!!!!!!
so..............................................................
Come on down your the next contestant on planet earth!!!
2 comments:
oh my gosh. i'm lmao at your descriptions tia!
beautiful stories and beautiful baby, looking forward to more
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